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Monday, 9 December 2013

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Officals of Washington said that they were offended by the big red trucks in D.C and said they were a pain in the butt. . Kathleen Sebelius said that they were trying to resolve the problem of these "inconvenient BIG trucks will be banned and replaced with a truck similar to the toyota prius". And they need a green truck instead of a big red truck which is spending all of the taxpayer's money.

We asked President Barrack Obama what he thought. He stated "We need to cut the deficit and to do this we need to ban these big red trucks that are "gas guzzlers" and they aren't good for the government".

We asked Alec baldwin on this situation. And we aren't going to ask him anymore. We will keep you updated on this situation.

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