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Sunday, 8 December 2013

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Homeless Walmart employees will be given discounts on all the outdated food in the store.

Bentonville, AR Walmart announced today it will hold a special sale in a HEATED tent for their homeless employees.

"There will be lots of great sales on items that homeless people need, like shopping carts and sleeping bags. And because they are Wal-Mart employees, they will get remarkable deals" said a Walmart spokeperson.

"This will be another time that Walmart will be providing warmth for our employees, other than when they come to work. Coming to a heated tent will be a few more hours that they can be out of the cold. That's how much we love our employees," spoke the vice-president of needlework sales.

Proof of homelessness will be required to receive the special Walmart Homeless Employee discount.

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