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Thursday, 16 January 2014

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The new marijuana storage facility contains hundreds of metal steel containers like the ones shown above.

DENVER - The state of Colorado has just issued a press release stating that the world's largest marijuana storage facility has just opened in Denver.

The storage facility covers 13 acres and has hundreds of metal storage stack containers which hold tons of Colorado-grown marijuana.

Braydon D. Citronella, a spokesperson for the state commented that the facility is guarded by dozens of shotgun-carrying security guards as well as every kind of surveillance camera one can imagine.

Mr. Citronella also noted that a dozen Doberman Pinschers freely roam the facility between the hours of 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. every day of the week.

One reporter with American Spotlight Magazine said that the facility known as Pot Central is about as hard to break into as Fort Knox.

SIDENOTE: Braydon Citronella stated that President Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, and Hollywood actor and Obama advisor George Clooney will all be touring the pot storage facility on January 31, 2014.

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