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Tuesday, 3 December 2013

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Gay marriages are having a hard time because, most say, marriage means commitment, and most of them have never tried that over a long period of time.

"This is Rash Limbo and I'm giving it my two cents worth."

"Now don't turn away. After all, I paid Elton John one million dollars to perform at our wedding not long ago."

Most gay responders had one thing to say, "Oh shut your yap!"

The president says that he sees nothing wrong in gay marriages and everything is fine but a counselor says he's already seen quite a few couples with problems...especially when they get out of prison at the same time."

"A few of the guys are deeply afraid of staying with one guy", says Dr. Pinkies. "They are used to being with a person for a certain amount of time and then leaving for another."

According to a press report, Mitt Romney as a presidential candidate stated that he thinks that marriage is only for one rich man and one rich woman."

One married gay says that he doesn't see any problems. "We have an 'Open Marriage' and if I want to leave any time I choose, I do."

"That's not right, says another. What if you get HIV positive, you going to give that to your 'Wife or Husband"? "I am a one-man's woman and one woman's man! Now wait a minute. I am a one man's woman...a one woman's man's woman..no, sometimes I am.....oh, leave me alone! I have a hair appointment."

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