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Tuesday, 3 December 2013

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On Black Friday, Serge Vorobyov, a man from Minnesota was given a ticket for throwing $1,000 in cash over the balcony at the Mall of America in Minneapolis. It was a lovely mixture of $5, $10, $20, and $100 dollar bills.

He is currently going through a divorce, so he decided to let it rain over the railing at the mall hoping that people would film it and turn it into a YouTube video.

He would use the money earned from the video to get himself through messy divorce and share some of the profits with others. The police however, didn't sympathize and banned him from entering the mall for one year for threatening the safety of the shoppers.

On a side note, Serge's wife was seen on the floor below running around with a butterfly net catching as many bills as she could. As she was stuffing the bills in her purse, bystanders heard her singing to herself, "Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain."

Merry Christmas to all.

Butch Placek
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