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Monday, 2 December 2013

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Butterball Hotline!

Someone in Washington has finally figured out exactly why the Obamacare telephone crashed for so many days.

No one will say but look for the President to present this person with a great paying job in Washington or cozy overseas assignment during the next few weeks.

"What happened", stated Vice President Joe Biden "is that there were so many calls gong out and messages trying to get through from The Butterball Hotline that the whole system went down."

"Did their system go down also?", he was asked.

"Uh, you'll have to ask them...IF you can get through. hee hee."

But now Thanksgiving is over pointed out one reporter.

The VP then got red in the face and took out a pen and tablet and asked the reporter his name.

"Grover Cleveland Alexander!"

"Is that one x or two?"

"Five."

The reporter and the VP both then left in different directions as Biden got ahead, walking too fast for his guards and was knocked out.

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