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Monday, 2 December 2013

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The Motor City Madman supports Sarah "Snowflake" Palin. (Photo courtesy of Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest).

DETROIT - NRA advocate and rock musician Ted Nugent has just stated that he wants Sarah Palin to run for President in 2016.

Nugent said that he likes Palin and has mentioned on dozens of occasions that he thinks she has the nicest looking legs of any Republican woman he has ever met, including Cindy McCain when she was much younger.

He recently told Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine that he believes in the basic concept that Palin's Tea Bag Party stands for and that is that geographical knowledge does not necessarily translate into who will make a good political leader.

Nugent admitted that yes Sarah Palin knows about as much about geography as Kirstie Alley knows about losing weight and keeping it off (zero).

The Detroit rock and roller has commented that he will be going into the recording studio in January and recording an album titled Sarah Palin's All-Time Favorite Hunting Songs.

Nugent expressed that he will be donating all of the proceeds from the sale of that album to the Sarah Palin in 2016 Presidential Campaign Fund.

SIDENOTE: Ted Nugent told Yippie-Ki-Yay that if Sarah was not married he would like to have her be one of his cougar groupies.

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