An animal rights organization has won a decision that might affect the way your turkey looks and tastes next year.
"For years we have been arguing with the turkey businesses about what they feed those turkeys. They can barely stand up, the breasts are so huge", stated a spokesman for the group.
"Whenever you can, try to go look at these poor birds falling forward every few steps they take."
However, a representative of The National Turkey Raisers Association has answered, "We will just go to court and draw everything out as usual. I guess the turkey lovers will have the same great taste the next 5-10 years. We feed them good, nothing wrong with that."
A fight broke out then that was worse that the ones on Black Friday at Walmart.
During the battle the guy got up on a table and shouted, "These guys won't be dying of a heart attack because of their weight like a lot do now! They'll have their heads cut off like it should be!"