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Saturday, 30 November 2013

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After Freshman Congressman Trey Radel of Florida was arrested for possession of cocaine in Washington, D.C. and him admitting he is an alcoholic and pleaded guilty to possession of cocaine, the President has ordered a new prison built just for crooked Politicians.

The Governor of Arizona says his state needs the revenue and few in his state will object because of the non-violent being kept there.

"It'll be the largest prison in the country", stated the President. "It will also cause a lot of those still on the outside to shape up or else they go to the desert in Arizona."

The prison will be guarded by soldiers from nearby Fort Huahuacha so that will cut expensive's also.

Meanwhile, other politicians in other states now getting better treatment will also be sent to the new prison.

Wendall Evers will be the first warden just as soon as the prison is completed.

"It won't take long to build as we plan to use a lot of metal and lots of barbwire and alarm systems".

"My political enemies...ahem...these desperate politicians will regret their actions once they get behind bars at The Final Filibuster", President Obama told the press this afternoon.

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