Written by Butch32
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Topics: Love

Saturday, 30 November 2013

A hillside located near Peavine Mountain in Nevada has a large "N" on it written in white rocks for the symbol of the University of Nevada. Recently a large "A" has been constructed next to the large "N" and it caused many questions for the locals living in the region.

It turned out that a lazy Lothario Brent Wilbur was attempting to write the word TINA on the hillside in white rocks in an effort to win one of his long-time ex-girlfriends back. However, after the "A" took him 5 hours to make, he called it quits.

Fellow lovelorn singleton Dwight Hubertson has been spending the past ten years planning a similar rouse to win back his former love. Dwight has a truly extraterrestrial plot to bowl-over his high-school sweetheart by writing her name Jessica in massive letters that can been seen from space, one on each continent.

When asked why it was taking him so long, Dwight replied that "Every time they release a new Call of Duty game I get distracted. It's just so hard man. I can't bear it."

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