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Thursday, 28 November 2013

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'I'm glad she'll never love you.'

A high up Military Psychologist has admitted most of the young men who join the military are heartbroken rejects of society.

'I'm not saying all recruits sign up because of emotional distance, or detachment from self. But I am noticing a trend.' Says Military Psychologist, Murdock Beseech.

'Usually they have a photo of an ex. I ask them what they feel when they look at that photo. I then tell them she will never love them and that they are making the right choice in joining the military.

'Then I ask how they feel and that's when the tears start. "Nothing I feel nothing." Is what they usually say after that. It's a beautiful process.

'And after that we strengthen them up and help them get a girlfriend. Because that's what we're here for.'

'Then they can go shoot some guys in the face.

'It's all good fun.'

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