Written by Devin Rich

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Topics: life, Nose, Society

Wednesday, 27 November 2013

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According to a survey conducted at a college in Cupertino, CA, obsessive nose rubbing may actually be bad for your social life.

While there are no definite root causes for such an odd habit, college students like Matthew E. explain that "It's hilarious, while at the same time somewhat disgusting."

Delving deeper into the matter at hand, these college students, whom also happen to be in an honors program at the college they attend, have been more than willing to reiterate their shared disdain for obsessive nose rubbing in the classroom.

"It's distracting. Nobody wants to see that," said Susanna, when asked to comment on the results of the survey.

While it is unknown how the subjects of the survey were picked, it's obvious that all parties involved remained unanimous in their denunciation of the habit in question.

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