According to a recent study, College professors may very well be pushing their Liberal agendas on college students.
Published by A.Y.R.S [Are.You.Really.Surprised] Journal, the shocking results of their study may lead conservative parents in the United States to think twice about sending their children to college unprepared.
Giving lectures from behind a podium, these hidden Liberals, armed with irrational opinions, thrills going up their legs, captious tolerance, and Che Guevara posters on their classroom walls, were more than willing to participate in the study; calling it "their duty as citizens to show the country the right way to the live their lives."
Unbeknownst to a majority of clueless college students, these professors of knowledge preach politics to their students; despite the class they happen to be teaching.
"I don't think it's a problem that I remind my students to vote Democrat while I'm teaching underwater basket-weaving," said Michael Gotty, a professor at SCU.
While this entirely new circumstance happens to be sweeping the country, many conservative college students are said to be "in the closet," if only for the sake of their GPA.
"I'm sorry, I can't talk to you. They could be listening in on my conversation," said one young man who quickly ran across a busy freeway to escape our questions on his political leanings.
Although this study seems to have uncovered a major conspiracy--involving thousands of college professors within the American collegiate system-- the jury is still out on whether or not these impressionable students will be permanently affected by their professors.