WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama informed the White House news media that he will be having a special meeting with his top advisers.
The president revealed that he had received a text message from singer Adam Lambert stating that he and millions of American's are fed up with Alec Baldwin's constant anti-gay slurs.
Adam, a former American Idol contestant, said that he had visited with Anderson Cooper and he is in complete agreement.
Lambert informed the president that if he deports the very unhappy, loose cannon known as Mr. Alec Baldwin he will sign over a check for $3 million to the United States Treasury Department.
The president texted the glitterized singer back and stated that he will certainly get the ball rolling. He added that he and millions of straight Americans are also sick and tired of the diva-like antics of Alec "The Prima Donna" Baldwin.
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