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Sunday, 24 November 2013

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Both Billy Ray Smith and Roger Wentworth say they are virgins who want to get married.

"I know such a thing is uncommon these days", stated Roger. "But we both have high moral standards."

"That's so sweet, Roger."

"Right back at you, Billy Ray."

The marriage counselor told both men that it was a big
commitment and that it would take some time and adjustments to their lives. Plus you will need to be tender with each other and thoughtful.

"Yes, we have talked it over carefully", stated Billy Ray. "And now we are sure."

The counselor told them that he thought everything would work out or in, as the case may be.

"Oh, we're fortunate in that way", stated Roger. "Snookums parents run a Vaseline Factory."

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