Sandy Breatcher of Greenville, Illinois says that she wants her and her husband, Roger, to have a baby so they must work at it a lot!
Meanwhile a tired, hollow-eyed Roger says that he too wants them to have a baby but trying 3-4 times a day can really zap you.
"I know Sandy is anxious for this baby but she has me taking herbs, Cialis, Viagra, testosterone tablets, Levitra, ginseng, horny goat weed and anything else she reads about to help the happy event to happen."
Sandy says that she knows it's hard
on her husband but a lot of couples have to try for years to have a child and she doesn't want them to wait years.
"I'm sure it would be a happy event in our lives", wheezed Roger. "Puff. Puff. But I may have a heart attack before the little guy/gal gets here."
"He just needs to to keep trying. He may look 75-years-old but he's 24, a perfect age to have a new baby."
Meanwhile, Roger went to sleep before we could ask him anymore questions.