A new more dangerous terrorists has emerged and he looks just like the old one. Claim CIA.
'It really is astonishing the resemblance...and him having the same name is an amazing coincidence.' said a CIA official.
'We really need to assure the public that he really is a different Osama Bin Laden. At this stage we're calling him Osama Bin Laden 2. We believe Terrorists gave him the name 'Osama Bin Laden' to confuse the public. It's a way to make people think we never killed him. The goal to put fear into American's and make them lose trust in their government.
'The fact that he looks exactly like the old one is just an amazing fluke.'
Police combed the area looking for a punchline, but none was found.