CORCORAN, California - Charles Manson, who masterminded the so called Helter Skelter killings of 1969, has been incarcerated at Corcoran State Prison for 44 years.
An inside source (no pun intended) stated that in those 44 years, Charlie, as the demon from hell is known, has twice been voted the Prison Inmate of The Month.
Tequila Tallyho with The Left Coast Mirror Magazine wrote that the first time was a mistake as the real winner should have been convict Charles Marson and not Charles Manson.
Ms. Tallyho noted that the second time the 79-year-old Manson received the prestigious honor because it was his birthday and one of his two prison friends somehow was able to vote for him a total of 916 times.
A prison official expressed embarrassment at the incident and said that an app has been downloaded to the prison computer system which will eliminate that ever happening again.
Tallyho recently visited with the evil demon and Manson happily told her that he was getting married.
"To a woman?" she asked.
An angry Manson responded by saying "Of course to a woman. I may be a lot of things Miss Tallyho, but I ain't no prison priss."
Charles went on to say that he is marrying a 25-year-old female that he would only identify by the name Starstruck.
He said that she has real pretty teeth, perfect-looking ears, and nubile knockers. Charlie revealed that they have been corresponding through emails for the past five weeks.
Manson was asked who his best man will be. He took a bite out of his Reuben Sandwich and replied that he has asked FOX television host Bill O'Reilly but he has not heard back as of yet.