NEW YORK CITY - The Right Coast Revue is reporting that crack-smoking, alcohol drinking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has just received a wonderfully heartwarming letter from Lower Zamgola.
The RCR states that a spokesperson for the tiny African country has informed Mayor Ford that in the event that his situation should take a legal serious turn then they will be willing to provide him with asylum.
The Lower Zamgolan official identified as Mumba Mootunba stated that his country strictly adheres to the belief that all men are created equal and therefore if some want to smoke crack and guzzle down alcohol then it should be their right to do so.
When hizzoner received the letter one of his assistants remarked that he became quite moved by the gesture.
Mr. Mootunba has assured Mayor Ford that should he take Lower Zamgola up on its offer he will be welcomed with open arms.
Mootunba did stress that Mayor Ford should not be concerned with the cannibal element that resides in Lower Zamgola.
Lower Zamgola will issue a presidential mandate stating that Mayor Rob Ford is a personal guest of the president and he is not to be eaten.