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Saturday, 21 October 2006

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NW Newswire -- Caustic, conservative, poster-bunny Ann Coulter is NOT good in bed it turns out. Several men have been spotted fleeing her condo half-naked and slapping themselves. An older woman had the misfortune of being on the elevator as one of these men attempted to reach the street.

"He was pucker faced in pain," she explained. "He had fat red welts all over his chest and neck. I've never seen anything like it."

She went on to explain that the man had slapped his pelvic area continuously all the while muttering something that sounded like, "Jeeezus!" or "Beeezus!"

A hot-tipper claims that Ann has more stingers than a pack of angry hornets. She adds that: "Conservative men ought to keep their pants on, or risk losing that thing in their pants due to her toxic poison."

Hear more from our hot-tipper:
http://stopslappinghoney.cf.huffingtonpost.com/ (note. link opens in new window)
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