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Tuesday, 19 November 2013

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A really upset Santa Claus and his wife plus 12 elves and 4 reindeer were seen floating in the ocean on an iceberg that just missed a Carnival Cruise Ship!

"You want to get aboard?", the Captain yelled.

"Nope. It's bad enough without getting the runs on a cruise ship", he replied. "You ever try to deliver toys with reindeer with the runs? We'll land somewhere and head back North. This was a break-off chunk. The rest is fine."

So Santa was last seen headed for an island that they could see in the distance.

"The sled just HAD to be on the other side of the pole", he told Mrs. Claus.

He later told our reporter from $tar$ that Mrs. Claus was feeling frisky and they had heated up their part of the place too much.

"No more Pole Dancing for her! She'll stick to the twerking from now on!"

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