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Sunday, 17 November 2013

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Ann Coulter must check herself into a rehab clinic such as The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic (shown in photo).

NEW YORK CITY - A federal judge traveled to New York City to inform GOP pundit Ann Coulter that she is to report to a rehab clinic no later than December 1, 2013.

Judge Rory Carsonbeck, 58, has taken the action due to the fact that Ann Coulter has really gone off the deep end in her harsh criticism of the president.

The United States Secret Service has been watching Coulter very close and they report that she insults the president at least 6.2 times a day.

The judge pointed out that it is one thing to disagree with the president of the United States but it is an entirely whole other thing to hope that he goes on an African safari to Lower Zamgola, and gets lost in the cannibal inhabited jungles.

Vice-President Joe Biden was the main complainant along with civilian presidential advisors Oprah Winfrey, George Clooney, and Eva Longoria.

SIDENOTE: Several news agencies tried to contact Miss Coulter to get her side of the story but her answering machine said she was out of the country visiting Finland, Turkey, and Laos.

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