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Friday, 15 November 2013

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The audio tape is about 17 minutes long.

PHOENIX - The person who purchased the home where Sarah Palin lived in while she stayed in the Lower 48 states has just stated that he found a very revealing audio tape.

The tape is alleged to contain the voices of Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston who would have been her son-in-law if Bristol Palin had married him.

Bristol gave birth to Levi's baby but the two never married.

The tape reveals a conversation that Mrs. Palin and young Johnston had in which she invited him to go moose hunting with her up in Northern Alaska.

According to an unnamed source who heard the tape recording Sarah Palin was speaking in a sexy Marilyn Monroe type voice.

Levi does not say much on the tape other than a few words like "golly," "wowie," and "knockers."

When "Loose Moose" Palin was asked about the tape she turned as red as a Kansas City fire truck and said that the voice on the tape was actually Tina Fey's.

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