BOSTON - Three nuns from St. Lobster's Church in Boston have stated that they are fed up with non-Catholic individuals saying that nuns are basically lazy.
Sister Marie Bingo told National Focus Magazine reporter Durango Tucker that when she was in high school she once ran from her home to her school, a distance of 7.2 miles, backwards.
Fellow Sister Penelope Raffle stated that every morning at 4:30 a.m. she does 200 sit ups and 210 push ups.
Sister Beyonce Fish pointed out that she does not really exercise much but she can bench press 215 pounds.
The trio of nuns, known collectively as the Three Sisters of St. Lobby's plan to walk from their church in Boston all the way to Grauman's Chinese Theater in Los Angeles.
They will begin their 2,264 mile trek on Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving.
Sister Marie Bingo said that her and her co-nuns hope to once and for all put to rest the darn notion that nuns have a habit of being lazy.