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Friday, 15 November 2013

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The toy soldier balloon will take the place of the Donald Trump balloon.

NEW YORK CITY - An associate of billionaire Donald Trump has informed the news media that Trump is extremely upset and downright angry.

It appears that the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Committee has decided that it will not allow the Donald Trump giant balloon to participate in this year's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

An unnamed spokesperson stated that the decision was made because of Donald Trump's constant harping on seeing President Obama's birth certificate.

The committee decided that they were afraid that there could be people along the parade route who would try to deflate the giant balloon thus possibly endangering the well being of the parade goers

Donald Trump was reached at his office and he was asked to make a comment on the decision to ban his giant balloon.

Trump's remarks cannot be printed in a family oriented publication due to the fact that the man with the hairdo from hell went ballistic and had a typical spoiled rotten rich brat meltdown.

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