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Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Speaker of the House of Representatives, John Boehner was apprehended this morning after police observed him sniffing bicycle seats at a LGBT rally on the mall in Washington DC.

Boehner appeared to be intoxicated when a reporter from the Washington Post spotted him as he exited the local courthouse. The journalist pushed his way past aides to the Congressman.

Reporter: "Speaker Boehner, is it true you were apprehended at the rally for sniffing bicycle seats!?"

Boehner: "Yesh," (burp, giggle, sneeze/fart) "Thash what they shay!"

Reporter: "Mr.Speaker, why would you do that?"

Boehner: "Jesh trying to find out if thesh perverts are like the rest of us" (burp, giggle, sneeze/fart)

Reporter: "What did you discover?"

Boehner: "I think I know (burp, giggle, sneeze/fart) where Eric Cantor wash this morning! Hypocrite jerk off!"

Reporter: "Anything else?"

Boehner: Yesh" (burp, giggle, sneeze/fart)…and with a mischievous grin, "I think I found McCain's tricycle!"

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