According to a just released report, men lie more about having an orgasm than women. In other words they fake it. Then, after a short while (no pun intended) they begin a "second" round of lovemaking.
How about a third?
"Yeah, on our honeymoon, I faked about seven that first week on the cruise but Gloria did it too, I think.", stated one unnamed husband.
Another thing men lie about according to the report is saying things they don't mean. Women are a lot more truthful than men in bed.
For instance, the guy says he's got a whopper but instead, he's just told a whopper.
"I caught Gerald putting on a condom that had about 3-4 inches on the end of it", stated one newlywed. "But I also have had my boobs enlarged so what can I say?"
Best to say nothing and go with the flow according to psychiatrist Judy Landis, a marriage counselor in Boston. "I think it's good that they each believe the other. Makes it a lot more fun. Confidentially, my husband of eighteen years and I make up stuff and we both know it. But believing can be fun. Besides, an extra 3-4 inches looks great on both partners."