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Topics: Sex, Lies, Fake, fantasy, Bed

Monday, 11 November 2013

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According to a just released report, men lie more about having an orgasm than women. In other words they fake it. Then, after a short while (no pun intended) they begin a "second" round of lovemaking.

How about a third?

"Yeah, on our honeymoon, I faked about seven that first week on the cruise but Gloria did it too, I think.", stated one unnamed husband.

Another thing men lie about according to the report is saying things they don't mean. Women are a lot more truthful than men in bed.

For instance, the guy says he's got a whopper but instead, he's just told a whopper.

"I caught Gerald putting on a condom that had about 3-4 inches on the end of it", stated one newlywed. "But I also have had my boobs enlarged so what can I say?"

Best to say nothing and go with the flow according to psychiatrist Judy Landis, a marriage counselor in Boston. "I think it's good that they each believe the other. Makes it a lot more fun. Confidentially, my husband of eighteen years and I make up stuff and we both know it. But believing can be fun. Besides, an extra 3-4 inches looks great on both partners."

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