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Monday, 11 November 2013

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"This happened to a guy in London, England recently and was reported in all the newspapers so I guess this idiot thought it must be some wonderful thing and he winds up needing help also", says Fire Chief Nick Shaft.

Shaft was talking about the rescue they had just made of a NYC man who had trapped his penis in his toaster.

"Looks like they would try toilet paper roll or a different appliance. But not a cookie cutter", joked another fireman.

But Captain Shaft had had it with the jokes. "It's the Weiner thing all over again. I'm already sick of this and the guys will be cracking jokes for a week or more....maybe the toaster is supposed to give good bread. Now I'm doing it. Ahhh yes!"

The victim shushed them at this point.

"If my Georgette Foreman Grill hears you, she'll refuse my advances. Jealous type you know."

Chief Shaft then ordered his men out of the apartment.

"This guy needs help. We need to be ready at the station for a fire rescue, not to pry out a penis. Next time I'm sending the Jaws of Life but that would probably just turn him on."

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