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Saturday, 9 November 2013

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In the past many American comics have earned a good living talking about the weird acts and ways of people from other countries around the world.

Do Scots wear anything under their kilts. 50 Mexicans in the back of a truck. 900 Indians on a train!

Now I guess it's our turn. The Middle East nations are having a head-shaking time at the present.

"Those silly Americans. First they fight for one side, then the other. First they tear down a country and then they build it back."

In Mexico, we hear comedians say, "But what can you say when they have such leaders and argue over what can be placed in schools and how many weapons they can have.

"There was an American who had officially changed his name to Jackass! No one knew. But when the TV and movies come out, he sues for millions of dollars. He wins. He is a wealthy Jackass."

"They sue their doctors till they all leave. Then they argue over whose at fault when someone screws up...not how to fix it, but who is to blame."

"I read an American wants to kill herself so she jumps in front of a train. It tosses her aside and only breaks her leg. She sues the railroad company for $500,000 for not killing her but just made her suffer. She wins. (Laughter)

"It is time for the worm to turn. But, I will probably be sued over my silly Americans routine", says Pedro Lopez, the stand-up comic in Cancun. (And the American tourists nod their heads and agree.)

"You'll be hearing from my lawyer, Pedro!"

"And you will be hearing from my 1,000 illegal cousins who live there now for free."

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