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Saturday, 2 November 2013

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A patient at a Las Vegas Hospital is suing them for over a million dollars after she charged them with "taking advantage of her" while she was undergoing brain surgery.

"They didn't know that I was awake during the whole time. All that stuff they pumped into me never knocked me out but I will say that I couldn't actually feel anything", stated Ms. Nancy Webber of Kansas.

She told reporters that they kept joking about not being able to find a brain and then chuckled.

"Then this guy said 'Watch this!' and my right leg shot out and kicked another surgeon."

Webber stated that the other surgeon got up and touched her brain and her right arm shot out and caught the first guy in the nuggets.

"The head surgeon -I guess they call him that because he was doctoring my head -tried to settle them down by yelling, "Hey look, shes a true blond!"

So the papers have been delivered to the court and we'll see what happens.

"I think the most embarrassing thing was for them having me get up and do the Hokey Pokey in my backless gown."

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