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Saturday, 2 November 2013

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This lonely man claims he masturbated over 30,000 times to Bailey J porn.

Singer Lady Gaga imitated transsexual Bailey J Granger 's signature pink hair and white dress appearance for this year's Halloween celebration.

'I don't normally wear things that are this sexy. But when you're dressed as Bailey J Granger I guess you have to," said Gaga.

The Monster Queen told Andy Cohen that she has been infatuated with Bailey J Granger ever since Bailey J became an internet sensation, and she won the AVN Award for Performer of the Year.

She explained to Cohen that she took "a few dips in the lady pond," to make Bailey J proud of her. She also previously revealed that her hit "Poker Face" is about identifying with Bailey J.

Gaga admitted she used to frequent gay bars to see Bailey J Granger talking to men. "I used to stalk Bailey J because I wanted to be beautiful like her," said Gaga.

Gaga continues, "I find Bailey J to be way more daring than a straight man when it comes to coming onto you. And I really like that," she revealed. "It wasn't until I found a guy that could come onto me as strong as Bailey J does with guys that I fell in love."

"Rah, rah, ah, ah, ah, Roma, roma, mama Gaga, ooh la la la" Bailey J posted, referring to one of Gaga's hit singles. Bailey J replied saying, "I think I am probably gonna go to Halloween as Lady Gaga because she's going as me. I just saw that on Twitter that she's doing me. Maybe I should get the crazy hairdo like Gaga. I feel like doing it, Gaga is my favorite singer"

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