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Friday, 1 November 2013

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What's that on the end of your fork, George, and was it floating two minutes ago?

Santa Monica Lewinsky, Ca - Originally mooted in 2009 in recognition of Dubya's greatest achievements inside or outside orifice the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant will revert to its proposed commemorative name following a huge new response from California voters.

Operated by the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission the wastewater treatment plant's daily 65 million US gallons (250,000 m3) output of effluent first caught the eye of local campaigners seeking an appropriate public trophy for The Bush Years.

But the idea received short shit - uh, shrift! - from Dubya's then White House Press Secretary Dana Perino who turned up her nose at the very idea of linking vast volumes of stinking crap with the 43rd President of the United States.

Four years on an the idea has reignited locals who plan the official name change-over for January next year while admitting it's not yet clear whether Bush will turn up for the ribbon-cutting ceremony - or just send in some legal heavies well versed in federal defamation law.

In the meantime tickets for the plant's new inauguration go on sale from next Monday price $50, standing room only.

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