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Wednesday, 30 October 2013

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Even professional hunters like the one shown in the photo do not want to be anywhere near Dick "Wild Shot" Cheney.

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - The state of Utah has just issued an extremely strict warning to former vice-president Dick Cheney.

A spokesperson from the state attorney general's office has made Cheney aware of the fact that if he is caught in the possession of a rifle or any other type of firearm he will be immediately arrested.

The spokesperson said that the former vice-president and one of the authors of the weapons of mass destruction BS is not fit to own a weapon much less shoot one.

The Texas incident in which Cheney shot Harry Whittington while bird hunting showed that the man is a menace to the law abiding citizens of the nation.

Dick Cheney has also had other firearms violations in the states of Montana, Wyoming, Oregon, Colorado, and Maine.

SIDENOTE: A call to Cheney's office went unanswered but Cheney reportedly told his hair stylist that he will go to Utah and hunt even if he has to disguise himself to look like Paula Deen.

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