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Thursday, 24 October 2013

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"No this is not Bamacare, this is Sandy!"

"I just found out that it's true", stated Harry Valletti of New Jersey. 'I thought it was another GOP political ploy but People in my slot, $50-$150 per year as a foreman who works 6-7 days a week, I could be out over half my wages with all the new rules plus all the taxes we already had. I gotta friend over in the city that might can take care of this. Maybe a few shake-downs. Hah! I was only kidding. I'm Italian so you thought "The Mob' didn't you?"

Then he looked at his watch, called his wife and headed for the city.

People keep finding surprises in the Obamacare million page book. Like, on page 12,229 "Anyone joining the Workers of America Union will get to skip this year's tax payments.

Also, converting to Islam will greatly lessen your tax costs, to make up for racial slurs in the past. The same is true of several other groups. Illegal aliens will even get a refund even if they have never worked here. (Page 20,005)

These people were smart enough to get in without us catching them. That means they're smart and we need more smart people (page 2,901).

Finally, although it doesn't go into details, the average age for American workers predicted for 2010 will be 60.

"That should save us some money on Social Security and all other things we have to pay the old farts now", stated a young IRS agent.

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