NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman, the former NBA star whom North Korean leader Kim Jong Un calls his BFF, has just been told by Kim to see about getting him a date with one of his favorite American celebrities Britney Spears.
Kim Jong Un reportedly told The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea that he did not miss a single episode of X-Factor when Britney was one of the judges last year.
He said that he almost always agreed with what Ms. Spears had to say. He added that he did not care one woodchuck's mite for judge L.A. Reid or even for the cutesy chick Demi Lovato, who he said has way too many unusual looking tattoos.
Dennis told Kim Jong Un that he will personally speak with the 31-year-old Britney and see what he can do.
Rodman asked his BFF if Britney says no would he be willing to settle for a date with Heidi Klum. Kim Jong Un replied that he does not care for Klum because at 40, she is 10 years older than him and unlike Casper Smart he is not into cougars.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Casper Smart is Jennifer Lopez' boy toy. She's 44, and he's only 26.]