After being released from custody recently, a former Guantanamo prisoner is back after the once 420-pound Tarek El-Sawah was rearrested after his weight got below 275.
"This is a total farce", stated a liar...lawyer...for the suspected criminal. "I can positively prove that this man is innocent."
However, an agent from the NSA Spy Network argued that according to the tapes they have now recorded and will release in court, it clearly shows that Tarek El-Sawah is now down below 275 pounds and therefore, according to El-Sawah's trial, he must return to the Guantanamo prison."
However the whole arrest and argument was dropped once the real El-Sawah, all 447 pounds of him, was wheeled in before reporters covering the case.
"That's my brother Terak Al Sawah" you have arrested, stated El-Sawah. Get him out of that prison. He'll go on a hunger strike if you don't."
"What's wrong with these NSA agents? Couldn't they see Al only weighs about 175 pounds at the most!"