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Friday, 25 October 2013

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Alaska's atomic bomb is hidden in this bunker which is located on the Aleutian Islands. (Photo courtesy of Piper Palin).

JUNEAU, Alaska - Word about Alaska developing its first atomic bomb has gotten back to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

The leader of North Korea has reportedly expressed a desire to talk to the Alaskan governor about the possibility of purchasing the atomic bomb.

An employee in Governor Sean Parnell's office verified the fact that a Mr. Kim Jong Un had in fact placed a call to the governor's office at 9:17 a.m. (Juneau time) on Friday, October 25.

The individual asked about the atomic bomb and remarked that he was interested in purchasing it.

The office employee took down his name and number and informed him that Governor Parnell would be calling him back as soon as possible.

SIDENOTE: A source within the governor's office told a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine that the governor did not return the call because he has no intention of selling Alaska's atomic bomb to (his words) that chubby little Pillsbury doughboy.

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