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Sunday, 20 October 2013

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Traci Brackenmeister, 32, says that the TSA agent took 3 upskirt photos of her.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Transportation Safety Association trying to regain its credibility has fired the TSA agent who was taking upskirt photos of women passengers with his cell phone.

A TSA spokesperson said that his agency promises that the incident was merely an isolated incident which was committed by a troubled individual who has since been fired.

The TSA will be issuing vouchers good for $50 at Macy's to any female passenger who feels that her private region was unwillingly photographed.

The female passengers are simply asked to email an upskirt photo of themselves to the agency and it will be compared to the 213 photos that were taken by the fired agent.

The agency added that if the photo matches one of the 213 photos in their data bank then the woman will receive the $50 Macy's voucher in an email.

SIDENOTE: The TSA apologizes for any inconvenience or embarrassment and asks that in order to prevent the problem from ever occurring again female passengers are urged to refrain from wearing dresses and instead wear pants.

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