Written by Tony Bagodonutz
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Topics: Marriage, Society

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

Richard Sadzack recently got married to his sweetheart.

"I know marriage is give and take, but c'mon! Yesterday was the commemoration of Chris Columbus discovering America, or something near it. I got to spend the day at home doing chores. I also got to hear a list of 'do nots'. My 'honey do' list is quickly turning into a 'honey don't' list!"

"He's just got to understand that there are things in a relationship that one has to give up once married. It definitely is about give and take," states Jane Sadzack, the newlywed wife.

"Man, I'm gonna end up like my dad, aren't I? I see it already. Man. Here we go," the deflated Sadzack disclosed.

The list is being ironed out for specific details. We'll keep you posted as it develops.

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