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Tuesday, 15 October 2013

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The president will be leaving the keys to the White House with Vice-President Joe Biden while he is vacationing in Dubai.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has told Vice-President Joe Biden that he is handing him the reins for a while as he will be flying out to Dubai, India to take a much needed vacation.

He noted that the darn Republicans are giving him about seven new gray hairs everyday.

The president shook his head and remarked that he is seriously thinking about changing the name Congress and replacing it with the name Day Care Center. At first he said Friggin Day Care Center but he figured he'd better leave off the expletive.

When asked if Mrs. Obama and the girls were also going to Dubai, he grinned and said "Yes, and we're also going to take our daughters Malia and Sasha."

The president made it very clear to Joey Biden that he did not want him signing anything while he is away. He said that the last time he left the country he heard that the vice-president almost signed a directive which would have given the GOP Party $7.3 million tax-free.

SIDENOTE: Reports are that Speaker of The House John Boehner asked the president if there was anyway that he could go along with him. He was told by the president that he would have to pay for his own plane ticket, lodging, food, drinks, and souvenirs.

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