HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson has just received a certified letter from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and the star of The Dukes of Hazzard movie is quite bewildered to say the least.
Kim Jong Un, who is married, told her that he heard that she already has two children and her fiance Eric Johnson is backing off from marrying her.
The North Korean leader said that he would love to marry her if she dumps Mr. Johnson.
He pointed out that of course he would have to divorce his Korean wife first but he can do that in 45 seconds since he has tremendous power.
Kim Jong Un stated in his letter to Simpson that he has always found her to be one of the most voluptuous women in the entire United States.
He even mentioned that he has no idea why in the world her ex-boyfriend Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo dumped her back in 2009.
SIDENOTE: Kim Jong Un has said that if Jessica agrees to marry him he will buy her the state of Connecticut as a wedding gift.