Philadelphia, PA-- An elderly spinster has accidentally killed herself with an overdose of marijuana. Police sources say Miss Vicky Smegma died after smoking over 40,000 joints in one day. If confirmed, the death will be the first time in human history someone has died from too much marijuana.
The FBI is investigating the astonishing death. Because of its bizarre nature, an X-file has been opened. Special Agent Dana Scully-Mulder performed an autopsy on Miss Smegma, and gave some details to the press:
"She definitely died from a marijuana overdose." said Agent Scully-Mulder. "Her blood had turned to hash oil, and her skin had turned green. Death was instantaneous--but probably a lot of fun." noted the agent.
"We also know how she did it. Miss Smegma crammed 200 marijuana cigarettes in her mouth at one time." said Agent Scully-Mulder. "She then chain-smoked like this until she dropped dead. This was one very strange woman." laughed the agent.
Neighbors of Miss Smegma were saddened by her untimely death, some attended her funeral.
"It was a strange service." said Miss Vera Cockwhistle, a neighbor. "Miss Smegma's body still smelled like weed--everyone got stoned."