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Tuesday, 1 October 2013

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One of the illegal aliens had a gun which he said he uses to shoot rattlesnakes.

NOGALES, Arizona - Border Patrol agents in the Nogales sector have reported that they stopped a car 17 miles north of the border that was traveling at a high rate of speed.

The car, a 2006 KIA Spectra appeared to have four flat tires. But when agents approached it, they realized that the tires were just extremely low.

Upon investigation they apprehended a total of 43 illegal aliens that had been crammed into the tiny vehicle.

One of the agents said that one of the illegal aliens even had brought along his pet Chihuahua, which he named Pinky Arpaio after Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio.

The 43 undocumented aliens were loaded on board a Greyhound bus and driven back to their home town of Hermosillo in the state of Sonora.

In Other News. October 12, is National Muffin Day, except in South Dakota where muffins have been banned since the dreaded Muffin Weevil Infestation of 2010.

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