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Saturday, 14 October 2006

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Faith-based initiatives: Paying Peanuts/Hiring Monkeys

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): A former Bush Administration top aide has said that the President courted Pope JP2 Lodge to win the US TheoCon vote in the 2000 White House election run-up but secretly called him 'nuts' once he got his hands on CIA classified files about the Vatican.

The aide ran the White House's office for faith-based blind trust initiatives until orders from the President confirmed that there was no more need for a department devoted solely to keeping the Administration's fingers crossed that Bush would never get found out about his drinking days past.

A trump get-out-of-jail card was found among classified CIA archives that effectively smeared the Pope, the P2 Lodge and associates of 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi as the real hired help behind Nancy Reagan's astrologer pals responsible for US foreign policy debacles during the Reagan/Bush1 years of 1980-1988 that did so much integral damage to the future political prospects of Bush Junior.

The Book, Paying Peanuts/Hiring Monkeys, details how relieved George Bush Junior was when the NSA confirmed CIA findings that mercenary outreach workers in the Vatican had been effectively framed by Mossad-sourced state-of-the-art jiggery-pokery to conjure up a fantasy worthy of a Rovian Professorship in WMD Studies.

And that this effectively exonerated George Bush from any actual criminal wrongdoing during his well-chronicled drinking days as a Skull 'N' Bones rent-boy for the US oil industry.

Citing the Administration's 'Compassionate Conservatism' facade in the early days of his Presidency, the former aide says that 'faith-based initiatives' was a cunning code word which translated the term 'Conviction Politics' as 'convicted felon' with a 'proven past criminal record'.

However, a solution was rapidly found following the CIA archives bombshell discovery:

President Bush appointed Texan bloodstock owner William Stamps Farish III as his blind trust portfolio bagman and US Ambassador to London, and effectively removed any need for a blind trust faith initiaitives office because the Administration could Menachem begin calling all the shots without fearing Vatican finger-wagging behind its back.

Despite Farish being an unequivocal disaster during his tenure of the London legation, the Bush Administration was able to infiltrate the corridors of power at Whitehall because of Farish's reliability to cosy-up to the House of Mountbatten's inner circle via the Bonesmen's UK subsidiary, the Hellfire Club.

Thus history was made and religious wing-nuts of all creeds and persuasions made powerless in any attemps to oppose the Bush global crusade of world domination dressed up as his unrelenting War on Terra.

The book's overall theme is simple and direct: sobriety and the god-squad works well on 50% of floating voters. The remaining half don't need any proven scruples as long as gasoline is cheap and the Almighty gets top billing in any success-story strap-lines....

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