BILLINGSGATE POST: Having shamed her family by her blatant display of pre-pubescent twerking, Miley Cyrus is now denying that the cute tatoo of a chicken's butt, located in the fertile crescent somewhere between her bosom and twerker, is actually her belly button.
Like most adolescents who dream of becoming lap dancers when they grow up, Miss Miley has a rare talent that allows her to transcend reality. With an estimated 2 million twitters all claiming to have spotted Miley's new tatoo of a pink chicken's butt, it would be nice if her fans hadn't been jaded by a steady diet of Madonna and Lady Gaga, war horses both.
Myself, I would be hard pressed to believe her. Having been to a chicken ranch or two, I think that I am more than qualified to distinguish the difference between a chicken's butt and a belly button.