BOREDVILLE, WI - "I found out from my oldest kid that YOLO means you only live once," stated James Sadzack Sr, 52, of Boredville, WI.
"I found out the meaning of FML about three or four years ago," Sadzack went on to say, "and that's the mantra I've been embracing ever since that time."
"I was holding out in hopes that reincarnation is real. I mean look at my life. I have a 28 year old emo son that works at Starbucks and lives in my basement. I work at a dead end job processing insurance claims. My wife spends more money than what my income combined with her bogus candle sales parties can bring in. I've got a bad case of athletes foot that I can't shake no matter what spray I try. FML!"
When asked if this recent revelation of YOLO has affected his perception of his FML mantra, Sadzack's reply was, "Uh. Yeah! It's reinforced it, set it in stone. I only live once? No second shot at this deal? Ok. FML."