Written by Tony Bagodonutz
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Friday, 27 September 2013

A 20 year old male peformed a series of dance moves in the electronics department of a local department store on Tuesday evening.

"I don't understand it. I was busting moves left and right, all throughout the aisles. Nobody said anything. I was hoping at least an employee would acknowledge it," said Warren Owt.

When asked to comment on the situation, a stock clerk stated, "It's whatever. I don't care. I gotta go stock the underwear."

"I've participated in flash mobs in the past, and we got a lot more looks, standers by, and laughs," Owt stated.

"Of course, I was with other people then. I couldn't seem to find anybody to come along for this one. I'd say this has definitely been a learning experience."

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