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Friday, 27 September 2013

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The shack located outside of White Plains, New York, where Ann Coulter was born.

WHITE PLAINS, New York - Two reporters with National Focus Magazine have just discovered the actual birthplace of Republican political commentator Ann Coulter.

Durango Tucker and Jefferson Sierra had heard that Miss Coulter was not really born in New York City as many people believed.

They had heard from a highly reputable inside source that the woman known as "Trigger Face" Coulter was actually born in a horrendously run down shack out in the deep woods near the town of White Plains.

The two reporters were told exactly how to get to the shack (pictured above) and they were able to take some DNA samples from the now-abandoned shack.

After having the samples analyzed by the nice folks at Monsanto they were able to ascertain that the DNA definitely matched Coulter's DNA.

SIDENOTE: When asked to comment on the discovery Ann Coulter turned as red as Santa Claus' outfit and simply replied that there is no way she would have been born in such a run down, poor person's shack seeing as how she is a card carrying member of the GOP.

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