HELENA, Montana - The Montana governor's office has just issued a directive informing former Vice-President Dick Cheney that he is not going to be allowed to hunt in Montana.
Cheney has just particiapted in a Wyoming Antelope Hunting Contest where he got himself disqualified.
According to a reporter with National Focus Magazine Cheney almost shot a rancher's prized breeding bull.
Luckily Cheney's rifle malfunctioned and the breeding bull took off for the hills. When last seen he was heading at a high rate of speed for the Montana border.
Cheney had expressed a desire to participate in Montana's Elk Hunting Contest but he has been told that not only will he not be allowed to enter the contest, he will not be allowed to enter the state.
A spokesperson for the governor said that Dick Cheney is just too old to be handling a rifle and actually, if truth be told, he cannot even be trusted with a child's water pistol.
When told about Montana's decision, an extremely angry Dick Cheney replied, "To heck with Montana, I am going to go down to Arizona and I know that Governor Jan Brewer will allow me to hunt down there especially since she is a fellow GOPer."
SIDENOTE: Governor Brewer reportedly texted Dick Cheney and told him that if he sets foot in her state she'll have Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio arrest his ass (her word).