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Monday, 16 September 2013

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"It didn't hurt at all," said Hilton.

Paris Hilton got oiled just before being fisted by Kim Kardashian during their first encounter together after they spent a moment clintching each other and breathing hard.

Kardashian reportedly stated that she was tired and had to take a rest after fisting Hilton with a deep thrust in-between her cheeks which went in real smooth making contact with her big lips.

"The oil prevented any abrasion or bleeding when I got fisted by Kardashian," said Hilton.

It all happened at the River Event Center, Lincoln, Rhode Island.

CES Boxing presented an action packed boxing card titled, "Champion Breed" featuring as the main event, a WIBA welterweight title bout between Kim "Morning Wood" Kardashian, 147, and Paris "Loose End" Hilton, 145.5.

Hilton's boxing coach decided to oil her face to prevent Kardashian from causing any serious damage with her hard punches.

Hilton was able to land one good uppercut on Kardashian before succumbing to Kardashian's experience and quick moves.

The already exciting welterweight division became more so when Kardashian (7-0-3, 0 KOs), the former WBC middleweight and current WIBA middleweight title holder moved down to welterweight spoiling the world title hopes of Hilton (10-2, 1 KO) winning a unanimous decision and the WIBA welterweight title by the scores (100-90/100-90/98-92).

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